Good luck with that.

I always go for at least 2, but 3 is even better! :)

"make your woman experience an orgasm 3 times before you even allow her to start pleasuring you"

Either: Goddammit have another f***ing orgasm before you even think of touching me, bitch?

Or: Get serious! Make sure its at least 100 but do make sure that they're all done in 15 minutes or so or the alarm may go off and you'll never get any back..

BTW why is this published under Men??

Seems like every woman on the planet should be reading this several times a day, not to mention printing it on liyyle cards to leave around the house or to pin to her bra..

Oh - but of course the latter's redundant 'cos the story omits the juicy tit-orgasm.. [simultaneous, natch.]

Lets hear more about that!

Hey gam... If you refer to your woman as a bitch, it's no wonder you're not getting any. If you cannot become aroused by pleasing your partner, you're a pretty selfish pud.